Ah, the weather is here; I wish it was beautiful. For 3 days I’ve listened to the mouth-breathers that predict the forecast warn of torrential downpour, of flooding in the streets, and of an impending weather event that could conceivably rock our political views. No dice.

Well, I’m done. I’m finished waiting for the Earth to get it together. I’m going to the boat tomorrow and nobody can stand in my way. You are all welcome to come, just bring a hat. Oh, and some quacamole.