This is it. This shit is real. We are having a child. The Redhead and I cruised over to the celebrity hospital early this morning and liked it so much, we decided to stay.

Now she’s on her epidural, and I’m on some sort of chair in the corner. We could have a long wait ahead of us. It’s a good thing the Bulls are on in a few hours. On the iPad so no fancy pictures, but I will be sure to keep the blogosphere up to date on all dilation, contracton and umbilical cord cutting. If everything continues according to the current plan, we’ll be having a Christmas Baby!

Stay tuned. I’ll be in the hospital bar.