I’ve had a lot of odd jobs in my life.

I’ve been a caddy, a grocery bagger, a water ski instructor, an assistant tennis pro (only for a week once they realized I’d never played tennis before in my life), a delivery truck worker, a suit salesman, a copy writer, an internet advertising salesman, a waiter, a caterer, a receptionist, an assistant, a voice over artist, a disc jockey, a news anchor, a fur salon clerk, a stockboy, and I once worked at a gas station.

Tomorrow I’ll be a spaceman.