The Pipes, The Pipes Are Calling.
It’s back! Kinda.

The South Side Irish Parade will once again take place in Chicago. This drastically throws my plans for March into disarray.
How long would it take me to get Fyona a fake ID? It’s been ages since I’ve had to worry about that, and the DMV keeps pictures on file now. She can’t just go and have a license made with someone else’s birth certificate like… some guy I know did.
Eh, doesn’t matter. I’m probably cousins with the bouncer. We’ll sneak her in.