It’s December 1st! Let’s never talk about Moustaches again.
Okay, one more time. Probably one more after this, too, since I have a star-studded moustachioed gala to attend on Friday night. All month, I’ve wondered, is it moustache or mustache? Anyway, here I am this morning/mourning:

(Tucker Blogs is tired of his moustache. See also: tired in general.)
While I can’t wait to shave, I’m glad I participated. Congrats to THE Joe Moran for raising over 1000 bucks!