Listen, Internet. I’m not mad at you because I can’t find new shoes, so don’t think I’m ignoring you. I just can’t think of anything interesting to write today. It happens.

I’m also not going to write drivel just for the sake of posting. I have standards, Internet. Sorry, but that’s how I roll. Don’t worry, inspiration will arrive before we know it.

Until then, Internet, keep your stick on the ice.