I was watching Curling last night, which seems to be an amazing game to play while drinking, similar to bags and pool. (I don’t like to call bags, “cornhole.” I find the term vulgar.)

Look at this chick. Eve Muirhead. She’s a 19 year old Scot who plays curling like she’s Wolverine. She’s a little bit punk. She’s a little bit rock and roll. She reminds me of that Fifth Element chick from that movie, The Fifth Element. This wasn’t the first time I’ve watched curling, but it was the first time I got excited about it. Not in that way, Redhead! I only admire her for her skipping skills and the fine weight she puts on stones. (Those are curling terms.) She’s got fine curves. (Again, a curling term.) She’s also a biter. (Ummm…)

Anyway, Curling got cool last night.