We’re going to play a little guessing game, Internet. See if you can guess which of the two boats pictured below is ours:

Yesterday, the gang headed out on the sailboat to discuss two major issues: Fixing the mast and the shrouds, and finally coming up with a name for the boat. The boat is incapable of sailing right now, but is still serving admirably as a floating bar. 

The other boat pictured is the Kenji, registered out of the Cayman Islands, so it’s clearly a Drug Baron, Oil Sheik, or Burt Reynolds. It had surveillance cameras all over the deck, so we think the only thing that saved us from the imaginable platoon of enforcers with AK-47’s below deck, was our obvious appearance as riff raff. Anyone who watched us park would have dismissed notions that we were a strike team, and anyone who saw me chugging a Miller Lite Tall Boy wouldn’t have even considered us slick. It was a fun day, though.

Still no official name as we enter our 3rd summer.