So… this is not going to be icky, trust me. There’s this weird thing that happens in the office bathroom— wait, hold on.

NO. This is not about that. This is about the toilet itself. You see, the toilets here have these automatic flushers, like most office building in ‘Merica now. These automatic flushers are giving it their all when it comes to a work ethic. While you’re sitting there not moving, it’ll flush 5 times, letting everyone in the office believe you’re having some MAJOR issues in the bathroom. 

I will not be inappropriate.

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